Girl says, Dogboy, can you slice up these onions?
Dogboy says, sure.
Dogboy slices up onions.
while chopping up onions, Dogboy yawns. Dogboy yawns really hard.
Dogboy begins to cry. a combination of onion chopping and yawning equals the obvious.
dogboy is finished chopping onions.
girl hugs dogboy.
dogboy hugs girl.
phone rings.
dogboy answers,
-hi dogboy. this is Jerry the Cyclops.
-Hello, [...]
Dogboy Chops Onions