Dogboy Chops Onions

Girl says, Dogboy, can you slice up these onions?

Dogboy says, sure.

Dogboy slices up onions.

while chopping up onions, Dogboy yawns. Dogboy yawns really hard.

Dogboy begins to cry. a combination of onion chopping and yawning equals the obvious.

dogboy is finished chopping onions.

girl hugs dogboy.

dogboy hugs girl.

phone rings.

dogboy answers,

-hi dogboy. this is Jerry the Cyclops.

-Hello, Jerry.

-I will be late for dinner with you guys. I have cake to bring.

Dogboy and Girl have dinner.

Jerry never shows up. Jerry calls next day though.

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One Comment

  1. Posted January 24, 2010 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    Definitely the best onion-chopping piece I’ve read yet!

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