Category Archives: Solo Dogboy

Dogboy Takes Notice of Flashing Eyelids

By Dan | Published: December 7, 2009
This week’s Dogboy was written by Dan and guest writer Heather Dunlop. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us. ———————————————————————————– Dogboy wrinkles his nose. Dogboy stares into space for a few minutes. Dogboy smells something but isn’t sure what it was. all of a sudden, a cartoon bubble pops up over Dogboy. Dogboy directs [...]
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Dogboy Goes to the Moon II!

By Dan | Published: July 13, 2009
Dogboy looks around. Dogboy notices the clock on the wall. Dogboy stares at the nacho cheese machine located at the very edge of the self-serve counter. Dogboy is tired. Dogboy watches the cheese drip inside the machine. Dogboy watches the machine drip inside the cheese. The moon is a big hunk [...]
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Dogboy Goes to the Moon!

By Dan | Published: June 22, 2009
Dogboy walks through the terminal. Dogboy takes notice of a gift shop. Dogboy reads bulletin chalked up on wall. “Get ready for the moon! A fabulous paradise everyone can enjoy! Anxious to leave Earth? Be sure to purchase liquidated vodka premium pouches! Sample the Blueberry-Percocet Flavored Slurpee drinks located beside the Station Annex Medical Vending [...]
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Dogboy Gets a Glass of Water!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: February 16, 2009
Dogboy gets up. Dogboy runs into wall. Dogboy bumps edge of doorway. Dogboy moves hand along table. Dogboy opens fridge. Kitchen lights up. Dogboy takes out water. Dogboy pours into cup. Dogboy puts water in fridge. Dogboy closes fridge. Kitchen turns dark. Dogboy drinks.
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Dogboy Listens to Music!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: October 20, 2008
Dogboy turns on computer. Dogboy connects external hard drive for music storage to computer. Dogboy plugs in power for external hard drive. Dogboy waits for operating system to finish loading. Dogboy forgets what he was doing. Dogboy thinks, Can I make it to the kitchen before I forget that I was going there to make tea? In Dogboy’s head, answer to [...]
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Dogboy Watches a DVD!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: October 6, 2008
Dogboy puts in DVD. DVD plays for twenty minutes. Then, DVD offers option to watch movie. Dogboy already asleep.
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Dogboy Travels By Bus!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: July 7, 2008
Dogboy reads book. Dogboy finishes book. Dogboy puts book in backpack, gets second book out. Dogboy reads book. Dogboy stops reading book to write in journal. Dogboy reads book again. Dogboy looks out window. Dogboy reads book. Dogboy looks out window. Dogboy reads book. Dogboy looks out window. Dogboy reads book….
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Dogboy Flies a Kite!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: June 2, 2008
Dogboy sits on park bench. Duck walks by. More ducks walk by. Dogboy breathes fresh air. Surface of lake is smooth and perfect. Trees stand still, grow slowly. Pigeon lands nearby, makes soft cooing sound. Ground feels warm under Dogboy’s feet. The sun moves higher into the sky. Art by Charlie Potter
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Dogboy Goes Grocery Shopping!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: April 28, 2008
Dogboy looks at list. Dogboy says, -Milk, parmesan, french fries. Dogboy goes to cold part of grocery store. Dogboy gets frozen french fries. Dogboy gets parmesan. Dogboy gets milk. Dogboy gets in line to check out. In Dogboy’s head, nothing is happening and everything is beautiful. Art by Charlie Potter
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