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Dogboy Has a Strange Dream!
Dogboy is in dreamscape.
Strange purple swirly things float all around Dogboy.
Girl asks, why are you building a pyramid made out of pancakes, Dogboy?
Dogboy has great idea but can’t explain it well.
A silver robot walks up to Dogboy.
Silver robot says, can I have pancake, dogboy?
Dogboy drenches pancake in syrup and hands to silver robot.
Silver robot enjoys [...]
Dogboy Plays Portal!
Girl says, -Dogboy, what you doing?
Dogboy says, -Playing game.
-Oh, cool. Is it fun?
-Used to be. Higher levels too difficult.
-Quit, Dogboy, quit!
-Can’t. Want cake.
-Game gives you cake?
-Keeps saying I get cake if I pass all of the tests.
-Who says?
-Computer voice. I keep dying in tests.
-Dogboy, why you trust computer voice who gives you tests that kill [...]
Dogboy Puts On a Scarf!
Girl says, -Dogboy, why you put on scarf?
Dogboy says -It’s for waving.
-Scarves wave?
-Yep. As you go through airport security, scarf and I will wave you goodbye.
-Dogboy, scarves have no hands to wave.
-Scarf will wave by flapping in wind.
-Dogboy, you’ll be in airport. There’s no wind!
-I thought of that.
Dogboy holds up a fan.
Dogboy Turns on the Fan!
Dogboy opens fridge.
Girl says, -Dogboy, what you doing?
Dogboy says, -Cooling off.
Girl says, -Dogboy, it’s zero degrees out.
Dogboy says, -Zero is a thousand.
Girl says, -How?
Dogboy says, -Global warming.
Girl says, -And?
Dogboy says, -Dream I had.
-Ah. It’s faster with breeze.
Dogboy says, -Way ahead of you.
Dogboy reaches over and turns on fan.
Girl says, -Cold.
Dogboy says, -In dream, you were [...]
Dogboy Turns on a Flashlight!
Dogboy says, -I am Darth Vader.
Girl says, -Not again!
Dogboy says, -Shazam!
Nothing happens.
Girl says, -Dogboy, you out of batteries.
Dogboy moves to the wall, hand on light switch.
Dogboy says, -Shazam!
Light turns on.
Dogboy says, -Magic!
Girl says, -Like frosted oatmeal in summer!
Dogboy says, -Exactly.
Dogboy Reads a Headline!
Dogboy picks up newspaper.
Dogboy says, -Shortage of Stories, World Crisis Looms
Girl says, -What becomes Monday, then?
Dogboy says, -Boring. Lost.
Newspaper stand person says, -Are you going to pay for that?
Dogboy says, -How can I pay for what world endures?
Girl says, -Just write another story, Dogboy.
Dogboy says, -Done.
Dogboy Visits Iowa!
Girl says, -Dogboy, it’s cold!
Dogboy says, -Yes.
Girl says, -But look: they remove snow like champs!
-Yes. Like this.
Dogboy curls arms, grabs shovel, says -Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Girl says, -Dogboy, I said champs, not chimps.
-What you got against chimps?
-Nothing Dogboy. Just didn’t say chimps.
-Didn’t say chimps because you think can’t be champs.
-Well, name last chimp to win Snow [...]
Dogboy Builds a LEGO Nothing!
Girl says, -Dogboy, what you doing?
Dogboy says, -Building nothing.
Girl says, -I’ll say. LEGOs are all put away.
-Shhh. Building nothing takes concentration.
Girl sits quietly.
Dogboy says, -Finished.
-Finished? I still don’t see anything!
-Success!
Dogboy Groans!
Dogboy gets up, groans.
Girl says -Dogboy, you okay?
Dogboy says -Yep. I am meatloaf.
Girl says -Which dimension this time?
Dogboy says -All of them.
Girl says -Drink tea. It cures dimensions.
Dogboy says -Tea’s a far, far better thing that I do….
Dogboy Chops Onions