Category Archives: Written by a Guest

Dogboy Takes Notice of Flashing Eyelids

By Dan | Published: December 7, 2009
This week’s Dogboy was written by Dan and guest writer Heather Dunlop. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us. ———————————————————————————– Dogboy wrinkles his nose. Dogboy stares into space for a few minutes. Dogboy smells something but isn’t sure what it was. all of a sudden, a cartoon bubble pops up over Dogboy. Dogboy directs [...]
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Dogboy Eats Preservatives!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: August 25, 2008
This week’s Dogboy was provided by guest writer Ally. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us. Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Eats Preservatives! Girl says, -What you eat, Dogboy? Dogboy says, -Very nutritious food. Macaroni and double-the-cheese. -Your teeth will fall out if you eat too much of that! Dogboy thinks of foods [...]
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Dogboy Sits Still!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: July 28, 2008
This week’s Dogboy was provided by guest writer Rusty, Rusty’s third guest contribution to date. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us. Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Sits Still! Girl says, -What you doing? Dogboy says, -Traveling. -But you just sit there. -Traveling without movement. Dogboy thinks, Ha, and I did it without [...]
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Dogboy Does My Arabic Homework!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: June 23, 2008
This week’s Dogboy was provided by guest writer Carwin Biloquist, Esq.. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us. Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Does My Arabic Homework! Girl says, -Don’t help me. I know what I’m doing. -No really, she slobbers, -You can’t understand. You’re silly and brainless, and eat pork-fried [...]
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Dogboy Throws a Party!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: May 19, 2008
This week’s Dogboy was written by guest writer: Rusty! Thanks, Rusty! If YOU think you have a Dogboy story to tell, send it to writer@aarondietz.us. Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Throws a Party! Dogboy says, -Lets see, vegetarian nachos, tofu dogs, potatoes. Good. All here. Knock at door. Dogboy answers. Dogboy says, -Howdy. First [...]
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Dogboy Tells a Joke!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: April 7, 2008
This week’s Dogboy story was brought to you by VaJason! If YOU have a Dogboy story, send it to writer@aarondietz.us and it just might be published! Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Tells a Joke! Girl flips through fashion magazine, smirks at models. Dogboy remembers joke from dream. Dogboy says, -Your face. Girl says, -My face what? -Is punchline to [...]
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Dogboy Forgets to do Stuff!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: March 24, 2008
This Dogboy story was brought to you by Rusty! Adventures of Dogboy: Dogboy Forgets to do Stuff! Dogboy forgot to do something on Monday. Dogboy says, -Wasn’t I supposed to do something? Girl says, -Where? In Dogboy’s head, the effort expended to act increases entropy with disastrous effects. Dogboy, sitting still as he can, says, -Mumble mumble.
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Kansas City Troll Subverts Public Transportation!

By Aaron Dietz | Published: March 10, 2008
This week’s Dogboy story was brought to you by Charlie Potter! It’s the first Dogboy story ever to NOT include Dogboy. An historic first (though it still retains a certain Dogboy charm)! If YOU have a Dogboy story, send it to writer@aarondietz.us! Kansas City Troll busy making new bus. Girl says, -Why make articulated bus, Kansas [...]
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