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Dogboy Runs into Jerry
Dogboy is staring at the cheese inventory at a grocery store.
dogboy needs some cheese for a certain recipe.
dogboy says,- ah this will do.
dogboy picks up the cheese, and at the same time, thinks up a cheesy joke.
dogboy cannot think of anything at the moment.
walking toward the….
Jerry the Cyclops says, -DOGBOY! I haven’t seen you [...]
Dogboy Waits in a Line
Dogboy waits in a line
Dogboy notices the man in front of him.
the man is texting on a cellphone while constantly making abusive gestures at his cellphone.
The man snaps his cellphone shut while scoffing up a cloud.
Dogboy reaches into his pocket.
Dogboy looks into his wallet. Dogboy finds an old receipt. Dogboy puts it back [...]
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Dogboy Chops Onions
Girl says, Dogboy, can you slice up these onions?
Dogboy says, sure.
Dogboy slices up onions.
while chopping up onions, Dogboy yawns. Dogboy yawns really hard.
Dogboy begins to cry. a combination of onion chopping and yawning equals the obvious.
dogboy is finished chopping onions.
girl hugs dogboy.
dogboy hugs girl.
phone rings.
dogboy answers,
-hi dogboy. this is Jerry the Cyclops.
-Hello, [...]
Dogboy Logs in to an Account
Dogboy sits down at library internet module.
Dogboy looks around world wide web for a few minutes.
Dogboy looks at clock on the wall.
Dogboy thinks “time tsunami world wide wreckage.”
dogboy clicks on usual community website.
dogboy types in username.
dogboy looks over at the cellphone vibrating like crazy. The owner of the cellphone rushes over to answer the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged cellphone, clock, Internet, sheryl, smile, time tsunami, wreckage 2 Comments
Dogboy Takes Notice of Flashing Eyelids
This week’s Dogboy was written by Dan and guest writer Heather Dunlop. If YOU have a Dogboy story you’d like to share, send it to: writer@aarondietz.us.
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Dogboy wrinkles his nose.
Dogboy stares into space for a few minutes.
Dogboy smells something but isn’t sure what it was.
all of a sudden, a cartoon bubble pops up over Dogboy.
Dogboy directs [...]
Posted in Solo Dogboy, Written by a Guest Tagged bubble, cartoon, eyelids, psychedelic, smell, thought Leave a comment
Dogboy Bumps Into a Terrorbird
dogboy walks along a sidewalk shaded by apple trees. he notices rotten and crushed apples all along the sidewalk.
on the other side of the street, dogboy notices a woman on a bicycle waving at him. He waves back.
the woman then slows down and stops. She takes out a pamphlet from her basket.
She [...]
Dogboy Goes to the Moon III
Dogboy sorta runs into Randolph.
Randolph says, -Hey Dogboy!
Dogboy looks around.
Randolph says, -I’m over here Dogboy!
Dogboy notices Randolph, sorta, but still can’t hear where voice come from.
Randolph waves at Dogboy.
Dogboy reciprocates.
Randolph then transforms his waving hand into a pointing index finger toward the restrooms, then configurates his fingers into a peace sign shape, perhaps signifying a [...]
Dogboy Goes to the Moon II!
Dogboy looks around.
Dogboy notices the clock on the wall.
Dogboy stares at the nacho cheese machine located at the very edge of the self-serve counter.
Dogboy is tired.
Dogboy watches the cheese drip inside the machine.
Dogboy watches the machine drip inside the cheese.
The moon is a big hunk [...]
Dogboy Goes to the Moon!
Dogboy walks through the terminal.
Dogboy takes notice of a gift shop.
Dogboy reads bulletin chalked up on wall.
“Get ready for the moon! A fabulous paradise everyone can enjoy! Anxious to leave Earth? Be sure to purchase liquidated vodka premium pouches! Sample the Blueberry-Percocet Flavored Slurpee drinks located beside the Station Annex Medical Vending [...]
Posted in Solo Dogboy Tagged Blueberry Percocet Slurpee, Luna, Portable Interactives, Radio Digest, Terminal, Vodka Pouch Leave a comment
Dogboy Talks to Ruffled Feathers