Defeating Mondays with goof!

dogboy walks along a sidewalk shaded by apple trees. he notices rotten and crushed apples all along the sidewalk.

on the other side of the street, dogboy notices a woman on a bicycle waving at him. He waves back.

the woman then slows down and stops. She takes out a pamphlet from her basket.

She walks over to dogboy to give him the pamphlet.

Woman says,- here, I want you to take this. you can flip through the pages. it’s really colorful and fun to look at.

Dogboy takes the pamphlet. the woman rides away on her bike. dogboy flips through the pamphlet. it is colorful and, indeed, fun to look at.

dogboy realizes that he is standing at a bus stop.

the bus stops. passengers leap off the bus. a kid with a backpack. a man with a cane. a mother with offspring. a giant bird.

Terrorbird asks,- say, hello there. You wouldn’t happen to know when the 7R bus will be arriving next?

Dogboy says,- not sure. I have bus schedule.

dogboy reaches into his pocket to hand terrorbird his bus schedule.

the terrorbird replies, – thank you very much! I will now flip through this bus schedule to establish an expectation for the bus to be arriving.

dogboy takes out colorful pamphlet that woman on bicycle gave to him earlier and flips through it again.

terrorbird says, -ah-ha! so the 7R shall be arriving in 20 minutes. thank you very much again, kind sir and I hope that you have a fantastic day!

Dogboy nods with a smile.